Sunday, July 29, 2007

My Husband Committed Pre-Meditated Snoring

I committed him. News at Eleven.

It just seems to me that, if, he knows he snores, he knows it's loud and he knows what helps him to not snore and he doesn't do it, it's pre-meditated. And yes, it is a crime in this state to keep me awake beyond all endurance. Of course, crimes of passion in this state are easily fought and won so if he pushes me too far, then, all's well that ends......................well.

4 comments:

Tammy B. said...

I just kick Daniel when he snores too much. That usually makes him quite. ;)

Tammy B. said...

Um, that should be quit, not quite!

elle said...

s'alright...I always notice my typos after the fact and appreciate too.
Mike appparantly got used to being jostled and it doesn't work anymore. He's tried nasal sprays, throat sprays, nose strips and prescription spays. The only thing that helps it for the air to be very cool. Only thing, light bill is high.

elle said...

...I meant to say I appreciate it when people don't pay too much attention to my mistakes, unless it is an editor! :)